My big break in television advertising

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/31/2015 at 19:37 • Filed to: TV COMMERCIALS

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So our local Charter Media affiliate is doing their freebie TV commercial for us. The last one was done years ago and is embarrassing, as I'm sure this one will be. Below is their proposed script, and my brilliantly re-imagined one follows. I think it'll be a hit.

ORIGINAL SCRIPT:

SPOT TITLE: European Experts

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NEW SCRIPT ( apologies for Kinja formatting fail):

SPOT TITLE: ZE GREATEST SHOP IN ALL ZE VORLD

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > RallyWrench
03/31/2015 at 19:42

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10/10 would rewind and watch again


Kinja'd!!! Racing Archivist > RallyWrench
03/31/2015 at 19:45

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That script is certainly going to make an impression..... weather it is a good or bad one who knows.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Racing Archivist
03/31/2015 at 19:56

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At this point, I'm going with the W.R. Hearst philosophy that there is no bad publicity.